Saturday, 22. September 2007 1:09
I said that I’d write a lengthy entry about the stupid borrowed Walmart tent. So here it is.
We drove down to Cape Hatteras last Friday night. We had some issues finding the campground we were looking for but after a call to the little sister and directions from her boyfriend, we found it. We checked in and found a campsite The boyfriend set up the tent and I grilled dinner in the dark. A yummy dinner. We took a nice walk on the beach, went night swimming in the ocean, and eventually returned to the campsite to go to sleep. It was probably around midnight at this point.
I should mention that setting up the tent wasn’t all fun and games as it’s a Walmart tent. It’s dumb and poorly made. The actual tent was okay. The rain flap was a joke. The directions instructed us to loop the rain flap line around the stakes. This was impossible as the stakes are the cheapest stakes in the world and cannot hold a loop. So we dragged the picnic table closer and tied one side of the rain flap to that. The boyfriend suggested that we could close the rain flap strings into my car door. We did briefly consider that. So, one side is tied to the picnic table as seen in the picture below.

This leaves the other rain flap string unattached to anything other than the rain flap itself. We almost dragged a picnic table from another site over…but then opted to leave it unattached. To help secure the tent, we put every heavy object from my car in the 4 corners of the tent. We should be okay for the night.
I should also mention that there was a pretty good chance of rain that night. We had already seen lightning in the distance over the ocean. So we kind of felt like we needed the rain flap.
So, we attempt sleep. The stupid rain flap is making all sorts of racket in the slight breeze. Very slight breeze. Yet the noise is bad enough that it takes us hours to fall asleep. I’m not sure the boyfriend ever did fall asleep. Then at around 2:30 am, he wakes me up to say, “Mel, the tent collapsed.” And it had. All of the stakes had pulled out of the ground and the stupid cheap-ass Walmart poles had half-collapsed in on us. We got up, put everything back together and tried to sleep again. About 3 minutes later, the tent collapsed across my chest. We got up, put it back together and tried to sleep again. It collapsed again.
Here’s the collapsed tent:

Here’s what it should have looked like:

At this point, the boyfriend decided to get in the car and drive around the campground in search of a more sheltered campsite. I stayed in the collapsed tent as we were half afraid it would blow away if I didn’t. He found a better site, we threw everything in the car but the tent as it wouldn’t fit. So I drove the car to the new site, he walked the folded tent over there and we set up camp again. It’s well past 3 am at this point. We’ve both been awake since 7:30 am. And we’re taking this whole debacle amazingly well. So, we set up camp again. In a very sheltered area. The damned tent collapsed again before we ever got inside of it. The sky is also beginning to look a little more ominous. After a very brief discussion about our need for sleep, we packed it all away for the second time (the stupid tent was wrapped up like a dead body inside the rain flap and shoved into the trunk) and drove back towards civilization in search of a hotel. At 4:15 am, we found a Comfort Inn. The lady kind of laughed at us when we told her we needed a room. She actually made sure that we knew we had to check out by noon. We didn’t care. $100 for 6 hours of sleep sounded like a great deal to us. And for the record, it did rain that night so we made a very wise decision as there was no way in hell that rain flap was going to protect us from the rain.
The boyfriend and I both agreed that had the tent belonged to either of us, it would have been thrown directly into the dumpster at the campground. We also agreed that if either of us had reacted poorly to the entire situation, we probably would have had a very nasty fight. Fortunately we both thought the entire situation was hysterical despite our lack of sleep.
The next day went much smoother. We got up and checked out of the hotel before noon. We went back to the campground and wandered the beach for a couple of hours.

The Atlantic Ocean at Frisco Campground…

The boyfriend and I at the ocean.
Then we drove further south and took the ferry from Hatteras to Ocracoke Island. We drove the length of Ocracoke Island and vowed to come back soon. He may get to go camping this year before it closes for the season. I probably won’t get the opportunity. When he does go, it will be in his new $200 tent. I bet the rain flap and stakes will work beautifully.

Me on Ocracoke Island
Then we went back to Cape Hatteras, found a picnic area and grilled another delicious dinner.

Mmm….bratwursts and vegetables.
Then we drove home. We certainly weren’t about to mess with the tent again and we didn’t really want to spend another $100 on a hotel room.
Despite the tent fiasco, we had fun. And I will camp at the beach again. Maybe not this year…but next year. In the good tent. I look forward to the good tent.
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